Thursday, March 19, 2009

How to Make the Barter System Work to Your Advantage

Jeff: You can have the mommy makeover you've been talking about if I can have one of these.

Mel: long as yours comes with the accent.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Dear Daylight Saving Time,

At first I didn't like you very much. This morning, for example. I felt rather certain we could never be friends.

But this afternoon, you redeemed yourself and I have since reconsidered my earlier position.

A position that was confirmed when at 7:00pm it was still light enough to take this picture of my husband tooling around our neighborhood on a Bratz bike. As you can see, he was thoroughly enjoying his purple velvet banana seat ride. I know it goes without saying that it is precious moments like these that remind me why I married him in the first place.

So, DST, we can be friends until your twin, Humidity, comes over to play. Then I must go back to despising the both of you.

Until then, Melanie

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

#1 and #32

Yesterday, these were removed from my head.

(insert picture of wisdom teeth laying on the metal tray)

(insert second picture of huge swollen jaw)

You're welcome.